LAS VEGAS
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LAS VEGAS
DOGS - YELLOW LAB
DOGS - WESTIE
PEOPLE - MEAT SACKS
PEOPLE - LOUD CHEWERS
DOGS - BEAGLE
DOGS - BOXER
DOGS - BULLDOG
DOGS - FRENCH BULLDOG
What You're Buying.
THIS AIN’T JUST A TOTE—IT’S AN 18x18 EVIDENCE BAG FOR THE GREEDY CORPORATIONS THAT ROBBED YOU BLIND! Blasted with our screaming Rated One Star logo on BOTH SIDES of heavy-duty U.S.-printed canvas tough enough to haul your empty wallet, leftover weed shame, and the ashes of your vacation budget, this rolling indictment turns every walk of shame into a public execution of the Strip! Shove receipts, regrets, and that $30 cocktail napkin inside while the dual-sided rage screams “I got messed over six ways to Sunday and all I got was this bag”! If this tote doesn’t make valets apologize for existing, we’ll triple-zero roulette until you’re howling—no questions asked! Load the loss. Haul the hate. Carry the One Star like the final boss whose souvenirs are trauma and tote bags!
Product features
- 100% polyester durable medium-weight body (200 g/m²)
- Boxed corners for extra carrying space
- Reinforced double-stitched handles for added strength
- Non-woven laminated interior with seamless black inner stitching
- 18 inches by 18 inches
Care instructions
- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.
FAQ
Common questions before you check out.
01 Does this run small or large?
Runs boxy and true to size. If you're between sizes, order down for a closer fit. The 4XL is genuinely 4XL.
02 Will the print crack or fade?
No. Print is direct-to-garment, tested for 100+ wash cycles before any fade.
03 Can I return it after wearing?
Yes — 60-day rage-back guarantee. If you wear it once and hate it, send it back.
04 How long does shipping take?
Ships in 72 hours. US orders arrive in 3–5 business days from there. Free shipping on every order.
05 Can I get a discount on multiple shirts?
Yes — use the bundle picker on the homepage. 20% off when you pick 2 or 3.