DOGS - WESTIE
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What You're Buying.
THIS AIN’T JUST A TOTE—IT’S AN 18x18 PORTAL TO THE SNOWY SASS GREMLIN’S REIGN OF TERROR! Blasted with our screaming Rated One Star logo on BOTH SIDES of heavy-duty U.S.-printed canvas tough enough to haul poop bags, destroyed remotes, and the dirt from your freshly excavated yard, this black hole of Westie worship turns every errand into a public service announcement that a 20-lb fluff dictator runs your life! Shove treats, leashes, and your last remaining shred of dignity inside while the dual-sided rage mark screams “yes I live in a construction zone and I love it” to every horrified onlooker! Handles long enough to sling like a surrender flag after the daily 5 a.m. ghost-bark symphony! If this tote doesn’t make cashiers brace for impact when your gremlin rides shotgun, we’ll bulldoze hell until you’re howling—no questions asked! Load the dirt. Haul the sass. Carry the One Star like the final boss whose real boss fits in the cup holder!
Product features
- 100% polyester durable medium-weight body (200 g/m²)
- Boxed corners for extra carrying space
- Reinforced double-stitched handles for added strength
- Non-woven laminated interior with seamless black inner stitching
- 18 inches by 18 inches
Care instructions
- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.
FAQ
Common questions before you check out.
01 Does this run small or large?
Runs boxy and true to size. If you're between sizes, order down for a closer fit. The 4XL is genuinely 4XL.
02 Will the print crack or fade?
No. Print is direct-to-garment, tested for 100+ wash cycles before any fade.
03 Can I return it after wearing?
Yes — 60-day rage-back guarantee. If you wear it once and hate it, send it back.
04 How long does shipping take?
Ships in 72 hours. US orders arrive in 3–5 business days from there. Free shipping on every order.
05 Can I get a discount on multiple shirts?
Yes — use the bundle picker on the homepage. 20% off when you pick 2 or 3.