PEOPLE - MEAT SACKS
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PEOPLE - MEAT SACKS
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DOGS - BULLDOG
DOGS - FRENCH BULLDOG
What You're Buying.
THIS AIN’T JUST A TOTE—IT’S THE CANINE-APPROVED HAULER THAT TELLS 99.9% OF PEOPLE TO FUCK OFF! Blasted with our screaming Rated One Star logo on BOTH SIDES of heavy-duty canvas that smells better than most humans, this 18x18 rage carrier turns every errand into a public service announcement for dogs only. Shove treats, poop bags, and your last fuck while the dual-sided truth makes meat sacks step aside. If this tote doesn’t get your dog extra pets from strangers, we’ll treat-train hell—no questions asked! Load the love. Haul the hate. Carry the One Star like the final boss who brought kibble and contempt!
Product features
- 100% polyester durable medium-weight body (200 g/m²)
- Boxed corners for extra carrying space
- Reinforced double-stitched handles for added strength
- Non-woven laminated interior with seamless black inner stitching
- 18 inches by 18 inches
Care instructions
- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.
FAQ
Common questions before you check out.
01 Does this run small or large?
Runs boxy and true to size. If you're between sizes, order down for a closer fit. The 4XL is genuinely 4XL.
02 Will the print crack or fade?
No. Print is direct-to-garment, tested for 100+ wash cycles before any fade.
03 Can I return it after wearing?
Yes — 60-day rage-back guarantee. If you wear it once and hate it, send it back.
04 How long does shipping take?
Ships in 72 hours. US orders arrive in 3–5 business days from there. Free shipping on every order.
05 Can I get a discount on multiple shirts?
Yes — use the bundle picker on the homepage. 20% off when you pick 2 or 3.