One-Star Reviews · Five-Star Cotton

Everything Sucks.
We Made
Shirts About It.

One-star reviews of everything you've ever hated, printed on Comfort Colors cotton.

One-Star Reviews We've Printed on Things
1.0 / 5.0
Las Vegas
“6/5 Blackjack, Resort Fee Robbery, $30 cocktails. Sucks.”
1.0 / 5.0
Mahjong
“$400 for plastic tiles made in China.”
1.0 / 5.0
People
“Fucking Suck. Would NOT recommend.”
1.0 / 5.0
Daylight Savings
“Lost an hour for a farmer who died in 1923.”
1.0 / 5.0
Airports
“$8 water, $14 sandwich, hell with a Cinnabon.”
1.0 / 5.0
Return to Office
“My wallet and dignity both quit.”
1.0 / 5.0
HOAs
“$340/mo to be told my mailbox is the wrong shade of beige.”
1.0 / 5.0
Cruise Ships
“Floating norovirus prison with a buffet.”
1.0 / 5.0
Cilantro
“Tastes like soap. Ruins guacamole. War crime.”
1.0 / 5.0
Group Texts
“47 unread messages. All emojis. Nothing actionable.”
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Verified Reviews

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4.9
2,047 reviews

Wife laughed for ten minutes straight

Got the Las Vegas one for my brother who just got back from a 'business trip'. He hasn't taken it off. Quality is heavier than I expected, in a good way. Will be ordering more.

Finally a shirt that says what I'm thinking

I am 62 years old and I have opinions. This shirt agrees with me. Bought three. One for me, one for my husband, one for my friend Linda who is also tired of everything.

Worth every cent

Comfort Colors fabric is the real deal. Wore the Mahjong one to my wife's bunco night and three women asked where I got it. Two ordered. One left her husband.

Daughter said it's 'unhinged' which I take as a compliment

The mug is a small but important reminder that returning to the office was a mistake. Sips coffee. Glares. Repeat.

Bought for my dad, stole it for myself

Was supposed to be a Father's Day gift. He has not seen it. I will not be sending it.

Carol was right, this is great

Carol M. forwarded me the link. I bought four. One for each of the things I am angry about this month.