PEOPLE - LOUD CHEWERS
What You're Buying.
THIS AIN’T JUST A TOTE—IT’S THE OFFICIAL “PETS > PEOPLE” HAULER THAT CLEARS AISLES FASTER THAN A CAT ON A ROOMBA! Blasted with our screaming Rated One Star logo on BOTH SIDES of heavy-duty canvas that’s seen less drama than a sleeping kitten, this 18x18 peace carrier turns every errand into a public declaration of allegiance to fur and silence. Shove treats, toys, and zero patience for humans while the dual-sided truth makes complainers go mute. If this tote doesn’t get your groceries scanned in record time, we’ll adopt hell’s strays—no questions asked! Load the love. Haul the hate. Carry the One Star like the final boss who brought reusable quiet!
Product features
- 100% polyester durable medium-weight body (200 g/m²)
- Boxed corners for extra carrying space
- Reinforced double-stitched handles for added strength
- Non-woven laminated interior with seamless black inner stitching
- 18 inches by 18 inches
Care instructions
- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.
- Fabric
- 100% Ringspun Cotton
- Weight
- 6.1 oz / yd² — heavyweight
- Fit
- Boxy, true to size, dropped shoulder
- Direct-to-garment, washes for 100+ cycles
- Origin
- Cotton from USA, printed in USA
- Care
- Machine wash cold, tumble dry low.
Make it a kit.
Add 1 or 2 more pieces and check out as one bundle.

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FAQ
Common questions before you check out.
01 Does this run small or large?
Runs boxy and true to size. If you're between sizes, order down for a closer fit.
02 Will the print crack or fade?
No. Print is direct-to-garment, tested for 100+ wash cycles before any fade.
03 Can I return it if I hate it?
Complaining is our whole brand, so no. Every piece is custom printed just for you, which means no returns for a change of mind, a wrong size pick, or a shirt you wore once and regretted. But if it shows up damaged, defective, misprinted, or flat out wrong, that's on us. Email a photo to info@ratedonestar.com within 30 days of delivery. No need to mail it back. We'll offer a free replacement first, or a refund if you'd rather. Your call.
04 How long does shipping take?
Ships in 72 hours. US orders arrive in 1 to 4 business days from there. Free shipping on every US order.
05 Can I get a discount on multiple shirts?
Yes — use the bundle picker on the homepage. 20% off when you pick 2 or 3.