DOGS - BOXER

THIS AIN’T JUST A TOTE—IT’S AN 18x18 DISASTER RELIEF KIT FOR THE BUTT-WIGGLE BRAWLER’S DAILY WRESTLEMANIA! Blasted with our screaming Rated One Star logo on BOTH SIDES of heavy-duty U.S.-printed canvas tough enough to haul slobber-soaked toys, emergency Febreze, and your last intact rib, this rolling chaos carrier turns every errand into a public service announcement that love comes with zoomies and chemical warfare! Shove ropes, balls, and replacement couch cushions inside while the dual-sided rage mark screams “yes my dog just crop-dusted the whole store and we’re proud”! Handles long enough to swing like a victory flag after the latest full-body kidney-bean! If this tote doesn’t make cashiers laugh-cry, we’ll fart in hell’s face until you’re howling—no questions asked! Load the love. Haul the havoc. Carry the One Star like the final boss whose bag survived the wiggle apocalypse!

Product features
- 100% polyester durable medium-weight body (200 g/m²)
- Boxed corners for extra carrying space
- Reinforced double-stitched handles for added strength
- Non-woven laminated interior with seamless black inner stitching
- 18 inches by 18 inches

Care instructions
- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.