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What You're Buying.
THIS AIN’T JUST A WHITE MUG—IT’S EXHIBIT A IN MY MENTAL HEALTH’S HOSTILE-WORKPLACE CASE AGAINST CORPORATE! Blasted with our screaming Rated One Star logo printed on both sides (so one side faces you and the other faces the world with every sip) this premium dishwasher-safe porcelain beast holds 11oz or 15oz of whatever keeps you from burning the building down. If this white mug doesn’t make the boss lawyer up, we’ll depose hell over coffee—no questions asked! Grip the grievance. Sip the spite. Drink from the One Star like the final boss who still Zooms from the kitchen!
Product features
- Glossy white ceramic with a shiny finish
- Vibrant, crisp full‑color printing
- Microwave- and dishwasher-safe
- Lead- and BPA-free with comfortable C-handle
Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
FAQ
Common questions before you check out.
01 How big is the mug?
Two sizes: 11 oz for a standard cup and 15 oz when one just isn't enough. Pick your size before adding to cart.
02 Is it microwave and dishwasher safe?
Yes to both. Microwave your coffee and run it through the dishwasher (top rack) — the print holds up. It's lead- and BPA-free too.
03 Will the print crack, fade, or scratch off?
No. It's a vivid, full-color print made for daily use — tested to survive microwaves and dishwasher cycles without cracking or fading.
04 What if my mug arrives broken?
We'll make it right. If it arrives damaged, send us a photo within 60 days and we'll ship a replacement or refund you — no questions asked.
05 How long does shipping take?
Ships in 72 hours. US orders arrive in 3–5 business days from there. Free shipping on every order.