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PEOPLE - BLACK MUG
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DOGS - WESTIE - BLACK MUG
DOGS - WESTIE - WHITE MUG
DOGS - BEAGLE - WHITE MUG
What You're Buying.
THIS AIN’T JUST A WHITE COFFEE MUG—IT’S A CERAMIC MIDDLE FINGER TO EVERY GREEDY CORPORATION THAT BLED YOU DRY! Blasted with our screaming Rated One Star logo this premium dishwasher-safe U.S.-printed porcelain beast holds 11oz (or 15oz when the rage requires extra fuel) of whatever keeps you alive after the $30 cocktail hangover! Perfect for turning every morning into a blinding reminder that the house always wins and you always lose! If this white mug doesn’t make Starbucks baristas weep, we’ll spike hell’s latte with resort fees until you’re cackling—no questions asked! Grip the grudge. Sip the spite. Drink from the One Star like the final boss who needs caffeine to plot revenge!
Product features
- Glossy white ceramic with a shiny finish
- Vibrant, crisp full‑color printing
- Microwave- and dishwasher-safe
- Lead- and BPA-free with comfortable C-handle
Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
FAQ
Common questions before you check out.
01 How big is the mug?
Two sizes: 11 oz for a standard cup and 15 oz when one just isn't enough. Pick your size before adding to cart.
02 Is it microwave and dishwasher safe?
Yes to both. Microwave your coffee and run it through the dishwasher (top rack) — the print holds up. It's lead- and BPA-free too.
03 Will the print crack, fade, or scratch off?
No. It's a vivid, full-color print made for daily use — tested to survive microwaves and dishwasher cycles without cracking or fading.
04 What if my mug arrives broken?
We'll make it right. If it arrives damaged, send us a photo within 60 days and we'll ship a replacement or refund you — no questions asked.
05 How long does shipping take?
Ships in 72 hours. US orders arrive in 3–5 business days from there. Free shipping on every order.