RETURN TO OFFICE - SOUL SUCKING - BLACK MUG
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What You're Buying.
THIS AIN’T JUST A BLACK MUG—IT’S THE DARK CERAMIC OBITUARY FOR EVERY OUNCE OF COMFORT SACRIFICED TO CORPORATE SQUARE FOOTAGE! Blasted with our screaming Rated One Star logo printed on both sides (so one side faces you and the other faces the world with every sip) this premium dishwasher-safe porcelain tank holds 11oz or 15oz of whatever black brew matches your post-RTO soul. Perfect for staring down the VP while they walk past your empty chair. If this black mug doesn’t make the office feel like collateral damage, we’ll brew hell’s coffee with lease papers—no questions asked! Grip the rage. Sip the resignation. Drink from the One Star like the final boss whose brew is bitter and permanently remote!
Product features
- Glossy 100% ceramic body with deep black finish
- Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes
- Vivid, durable print with bright orange accents
- Microwave- and dishwasher-safe for easy use
- Comfortable C-shaped handle; lead- and BPA-free
Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
FAQ
Common questions before you check out.
01 How big is the mug?
Two sizes: 11 oz for a standard cup and 15 oz when one just isn't enough. Pick your size before adding to cart.
02 Is it microwave and dishwasher safe?
Yes to both. Microwave your coffee and run it through the dishwasher (top rack) — the print holds up. It's lead- and BPA-free too.
03 Will the print crack, fade, or scratch off?
No. It's a vivid, full-color print made for daily use — tested to survive microwaves and dishwasher cycles without cracking or fading.
04 What if my mug arrives broken?
We'll make it right. If it arrives damaged, send us a photo within 60 days and we'll ship a replacement or refund you — no questions asked.
05 How long does shipping take?
Ships in 72 hours. US orders arrive in 3–5 business days from there. Free shipping on every order.