MAHJONG - QUIET ONE - BLACK MUG
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MAHJONG - QUIET ONE - BLACK MUG
PEOPLE - BLACK MUG
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LAS VEGAS
DOGS - WESTIE - BLACK MUG
DOGS - WESTIE - WHITE MUG
What You're Buying.
THIS AIN’T JUST A BLACK MUG—IT’S A DARK CERAMIC ALTAR TO THE MAHJONG GODS WHO HATE YOU PERSONALLY! Blasted with our screaming Rated One Star logo printed on both sides (so one side faces you and the other faces the world with every sip) this premium dishwasher-safe U.S.-printed porcelain tank holds 11oz (or 15oz when the dead wall curse strikes again) of whatever dark brew fuels survival after another night of “one tile away” agony! Perfect for turning every coffee break into a shadowy testament that the wall is against you and Karen always wins. If this black mug doesn’t make people instinctively cover their tiles, we’ll discard hell’s jokers until you’re howling—no questions asked! Grip the rage. Sip the regret. Drink from the One Star like the final boss whose overlord is plastic, cruel, and always one tile away!
Product features
- Glossy 100% ceramic body with deep black finish
- Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes
- Vivid, durable print with bright orange accents
- Microwave- and dishwasher-safe for easy use
- Comfortable C-shaped handle; lead- and BPA-free
Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
FAQ
Common questions before you check out.
01 How big is the mug?
Two sizes: 11 oz for a standard cup and 15 oz when one just isn't enough. Pick your size before adding to cart.
02 Is it microwave and dishwasher safe?
Yes to both. Microwave your coffee and run it through the dishwasher (top rack) — the print holds up. It's lead- and BPA-free too.
03 Will the print crack, fade, or scratch off?
No. It's a vivid, full-color print made for daily use — tested to survive microwaves and dishwasher cycles without cracking or fading.
04 What if my mug arrives broken?
We'll make it right. If it arrives damaged, send us a photo within 60 days and we'll ship a replacement or refund you — no questions asked.
05 How long does shipping take?
Ships in 72 hours. US orders arrive in 3–5 business days from there. Free shipping on every order.