FLOCK CAMERAS - LICENSE - FRONT PRINT
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FLOCK CAMERAS - LICENSE - FRONT PRINT
DOGS - PIT BULL
FLOCK CAMERAS - BACK PRINT
FLOCK CAMERAS - FRONT PRINT
PEOPLE - RUDE - BACK PRINT
What You're Buying.
THIS AIN’T JUST A T-SHIRT—IT’S A WALKING MIDDLE FINGER TO YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD’S SURVEILLANCE STATE! Blasted with “THIS SHIRT ISN’T LICENSED but my fucking car is on 12 different Flock databases. Thanks for the unsolicited surveillance, asshole.” across legendary Comfort Colors pigment-dyed cotton softer than your HOA’s personality, this black rage machine drops in 13 savage colors but hits hardest in kick-ass black! Sizes S-4XL for every driver who’s sick of being tracked like a goddamn suspect, custom-printed on demand because privacy died in 2018! If this shirt doesn’t make your nosy neighbors clutch their pearls and back the fuck off, we’ll personally dox the dystopia—no questions asked! Wear the truth. Burn the database. Rock the One Star like the final boss who’s tired of living in a panopticon!
Product features - Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL - Double-needle stitching for durability - Garment-dyed fabric for soft color and texture - Made with 100% ring-spun US cotton for comfort Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam, or dry: low heat - Do not dry clean
FAQ
Common questions before you check out.
01 Does this run small or large?
Runs boxy and true to size. If you're between sizes, order down for a closer fit. The 4XL is genuinely 4XL.
02 Will the print crack or fade?
No. Print is direct-to-garment, tested for 100+ wash cycles before any fade.
03 Can I return it after wearing?
Yes — 60-day rage-back guarantee. If you wear it once and hate it, send it back.
04 How long does shipping take?
Ships in 72 hours. US orders arrive in 3–5 business days from there. Free shipping on every order.
05 Can I get a discount on multiple shirts?
Yes — use the bundle picker on the homepage. 20% off when you pick 2 or 3.