FLOCK CAMERAS - LICENSE - BACK PRINT
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FLOCK CAMERAS - LICENSE - BACK PRINT
DOGS - PIT BULL
FLOCK CAMERAS - BACK PRINT
FLOCK CAMERAS - FRONT PRINT
PEOPLE - RUDE - BACK PRINT
What You're Buying.
THIS AIN’T JUST A T-SHIRT—IT’S THE OFFICIAL UNIFORM FOR EVERYONE LIVING IN A SUBURBAN FUCKING POLICE STATE! Front features the screaming Rated One Star logo. Back blasts “THIS SHIRT ISN’T LICENSED but my fucking car is on 12 different Flock databases. Thanks for the unsolicited surveillance, asshole.” across legendary Comfort Colors pigment-dyed cotton so stupidly soft it feels like revenge wrapped in fabric. This black hate missile drops in 13 savage colors but reigns supreme in kick-ass black! Sizes S-4XL for every driver who’s done being catalogued by Karen and her ring of cameras, custom-printed on demand because freedom was too mainstream! If this shirt doesn’t make your nosy neighbors suddenly mind their own goddamn business, we’ll burn the entire HOA to the ground—no questions asked! Wear the truth. Burn the database. Rock the One Star like the final boss who’s tired of being watched!
Product features - Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL - Double-needle stitching for durability - Garment-dyed fabric for soft color and texture - Made with 100% ring-spun US cotton for comfort Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam, or dry: low heat - Do not dry clean
FAQ
Common questions before you check out.
01 Does this run small or large?
Runs boxy and true to size. If you're between sizes, order down for a closer fit. The 4XL is genuinely 4XL.
02 Will the print crack or fade?
No. Print is direct-to-garment, tested for 100+ wash cycles before any fade.
03 Can I return it after wearing?
Yes — 60-day rage-back guarantee. If you wear it once and hate it, send it back.
04 How long does shipping take?
Ships in 72 hours. US orders arrive in 3–5 business days from there. Free shipping on every order.
05 Can I get a discount on multiple shirts?
Yes — use the bundle picker on the homepage. 20% off when you pick 2 or 3.