DOGS - WESTIE
What You're Buying.
THIS AIN’T JUST A HOODIE—IT’S A ONE-STAR CONFESSION THAT YOU SOLD YOUR SOUL TO A SNOWY SASS GREMLIN! Blasted with “Snowy sass Gremlin! This barky white terror digs up your yard, chews your life, barks at ghosts and steals your soul.” across legendary Comfort Colors pigment-dyed U.S.-grown cotton so soft it’s basically an apology to your ruined lawn, this beast drops in 10 savage colors but murders hardest in kick-ass black! Sizes S-3XL for every hostage of a Westie dictator, custom-printed on demand because the planet’s already bleeding grass! If this hoodie doesn’t make neighbors hear phantom barking in their nightmares, we’ll wrestle demons until you’re cackling! Wear the terror. Worship the gremlin. Rock the One Star like the final boss who lost the yard but won the war! Unisex fit, because disappointment doesn't care who's wearing it.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — light and smooth for comfortable everyday wear
- Jersey-lined hood with natural flatcord for a soft, finished look
- Relaxed fit with rolled-forward shoulders for easy movement
- Lightweight fabric (6.4 oz/yd²) — breathable and layer-friendly
- Made with OEKO-TEX low-impact dyes; member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Fabric
- 100% Ringspun Cotton
- Weight
- 6.1 oz / yd² — heavyweight
- Fit
- Boxy, true to size, dropped shoulder
- Direct-to-garment, washes for 100+ cycles
- Origin
- Cotton from USA, printed in USA
- Care
- Machine wash cold, tumble dry low.
Make it a kit.
Add 1 or 2 more pieces and check out as one bundle.

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FAQ
Common questions before you check out.
01 Does this run small or large?
Runs boxy and true to size. If you're between sizes, order down for a closer fit.
02 Will the print crack or fade?
No. Print is direct-to-garment, tested for 100+ wash cycles before any fade.
03 Can I return it if I hate it?
Complaining is our whole brand, so no. Every piece is custom printed just for you, which means no returns for a change of mind, a wrong size pick, or a shirt you wore once and regretted. But if it shows up damaged, defective, misprinted, or flat out wrong, that's on us. Email a photo to info@ratedonestar.com within 30 days of delivery. No need to mail it back. We'll offer a free replacement first, or a refund if you'd rather. Your call.
04 How long does shipping take?
Ships in 72 hours. US orders arrive in 1 to 4 business days from there. Free shipping on every US order.
05 Can I get a discount on multiple shirts?
Yes — use the bundle picker on the homepage. 20% off when you pick 2 or 3.