DOGS - CHOCO LAB

$49.77 $39.82 USD
Size: S

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Printed just for you, so measure twice and complain once. Returns only for damaged, defective, misprinted, or wrong items.

Color: Black 10 options
Quantity

Adding: Black / S

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What You're Buying.

THIS AIN’T JUST A HOODIE—IT’S A ONE-STAR CONFESSION THAT YOU SOLD YOUR SOUL TO A CHOCOLATE CHAOS FIEND! Blasted with “CHOCO CHAOS FIEND! This CHOCOLATE BEAST raids your fridge, defies orders, splashes water, and drools pure love.” across legendary Comfort Colors pigment-dyed U.S.-grown cotton so soft it almost survives the drool tsunami, this monster drops in 10 savage colors but looks straight-up edible in kick-ass black! Sizes S-3XL for every human owned by a 90-lb cocoa torpedo, custom-printed on demand because your kitchen floor’s already a swamp! If this hoodie doesn’t make strangers smell phantom chocolate drool, we’ll raid hell’s fridge until you’re howling! Wear the slobber. Worship the beast. Rock the One Star like the final boss who lost the war on counter-surfing! Unisex fit, because disappointment doesn't care who's wearing it.


Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — light and smooth for comfortable everyday wear
- Jersey-lined hood with natural flatcord for a soft, finished look
- Relaxed fit with rolled-forward shoulders for easy movement
- Lightweight fabric (6.4 oz/yd²) — breathable and layer-friendly
- Made with OEKO-TEX low-impact dyes; member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

Spec Sheet Made of real stuff
Fabric
100% Ringspun Cotton
Weight
6.1 oz / yd² — heavyweight
Fit
Boxy, true to size, dropped shoulder
Print
Direct-to-garment, washes for 100+ cycles
Origin
Cotton from USA, printed in USA
Care
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low.
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DOGS - CHOCO LAB
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DOGS - CHOCO LAB

$49.77
S / Black
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Frequently Asked

FAQ

Common questions before you check out.

01 Does this run small or large?

Runs boxy and true to size. If you're between sizes, order down for a closer fit.

02 Will the print crack or fade?

No. Print is direct-to-garment, tested for 100+ wash cycles before any fade.

03 Can I return it if I hate it?

Complaining is our whole brand, so no. Every piece is custom printed just for you, which means no returns for a change of mind, a wrong size pick, or a shirt you wore once and regretted. But if it shows up damaged, defective, misprinted, or flat out wrong, that's on us. Email a photo to info@ratedonestar.com within 30 days of delivery. No need to mail it back. We'll offer a free replacement first, or a refund if you'd rather. Your call.

04 How long does shipping take?

Ships in 72 hours. US orders arrive in 1 to 4 business days from there. Free shipping on every US order.

05 Can I get a discount on multiple shirts?

Yes — use the bundle picker on the homepage. 20% off when you pick 2 or 3.