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DOGS - BOXER

$49.77 $39.82 USD
Size: S

Size Guide

Wrong size is not a defect. Ask us how we know.

These are garment measurements, laid flat, straight from our printer. Grab a shirt you already love, measure it, and match it here. It beats guessing and complaining later.

Printed just for you, so measure twice and complain once. Returns only for damaged, defective, misprinted, or wrong items.

Color: Black 10 options
Quantity

Adding: Black / S

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On every US order
Ships in 72 hrs
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Damaged, defective, misprinted, or wrong? We fix it.

What You're Buying.

THIS AIN’T JUST A HOODIE—IT’S A ONE-STAR WARNING LABEL FOR THE BUTT-WIGGLE BRAWLER THAT KIDNEY-BEANED YOUR RIBS INTO SUBMISSION! Blasted with “BUTT-WIGGLE BRAWLER! Zoomies at 3AM, shadowboxes ghosts, drools rivers, farts on command, hugs too hard, never taps out on love!” across legendary Comfort Colors pigment-dyed U.S.-grown cotton so soft it survives full-speed boxer hugs, this 70-lb clown drops in 10 savage colors but hits hardest in kick-ass black! Sizes S-3XL for every human currently recovering from the latest play-bow ambush, custom-printed on demand because your laundry already smells like victory farts! If this hoodie doesn’t make strangers brace for impact, we’ll kidney-bean Satan until you’re wheezing! Wear the wiggle. Worship the chaos. Rock the One Star like the final boss who just got suplexed by love! Unisex fit, because disappointment doesn't care who's wearing it.


Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — light and smooth for comfortable everyday wear
- Jersey-lined hood with natural flatcord for a soft, finished look
- Relaxed fit with rolled-forward shoulders for easy movement
- Lightweight fabric (6.4 oz/yd²) — breathable and layer-friendly
- Made with OEKO-TEX low-impact dyes; member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

Spec Sheet Made of real stuff
Fabric
100% Ringspun Cotton
Weight
6.1 oz / yd² — heavyweight
Fit
Boxy, true to size, dropped shoulder
Print
Direct-to-garment, washes for 100+ cycles
Origin
Cotton from USA, printed in USA
Care
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low.
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Frequently Asked

FAQ

Common questions before you check out.

01 Does this run small or large?

Runs boxy and true to size. If you're between sizes, order down for a closer fit.

02 Will the print crack or fade?

No. Print is direct-to-garment, tested for 100+ wash cycles before any fade.

03 Can I return it if I hate it?

Complaining is our whole brand, so no. Every piece is custom printed just for you, which means no returns for a change of mind, a wrong size pick, or a shirt you wore once and regretted. But if it shows up damaged, defective, misprinted, or flat out wrong, that's on us. Email a photo to info@ratedonestar.com within 30 days of delivery. No need to mail it back. We'll offer a free replacement first, or a refund if you'd rather. Your call.

04 How long does shipping take?

Ships in 72 hours. US orders arrive in 1 to 4 business days from there. Free shipping on every US order.

05 Can I get a discount on multiple shirts?

Yes — use the bundle picker on the homepage. 20% off when you pick 2 or 3.