RETURN TO OFFICE - TRAFFIC

THIS AIN’T JUST A LONG SLEEVE—IT’S FULL-BODY EVIDENCE FOR THE HOSTILE-WORKPLACE TRIAL OF THE CENTURY! Blasted with the entire “My mental health just filed…” indictment across legendary Comfort Colors heavy-weight cotton that survived rush hour and forced small talk, this long-sleeve war zone storms in 13 savage colors and every one is as triggered as kick-ass black! Sizes S-3XL for every soul whose serotonin died in the parking lot. If these sleeves don’t get you a settlement, we’ll depose Satan’s traffic—no questions asked! Sleeve the trauma. Survive the water-cooler. Wear the One Star like the final boss who brought receipts and a lawyer!

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton — smooth, strong fabric suited for printing
- Garment-dyed construction for soft color and lived-in texture
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems for long-lasting durability
- Ribbed-knit cuffs and neck/shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²) with classic fit and sewn-in twill label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean