RETURN TO OFFICE - SOUL SUCKING

THIS AIN’T JUST A LONG SLEEVE—IT’S FULL-BODY COLLATERAL-DAMAGE ARMOR FOR EVERYONE WHOSE COMFORT GOT WRITTEN OFF AS A LINE ITEM! Blasted with the entire “We spent $800/sq ft on this soul-sucking office…” translation across legendary Comfort Colors heavy-weight cotton tougher than corporate’s conscience, this long-sleeve war zone storms in 13 savage colors and every one is as miserable as kick-ass black! Sizes S-3XL for every soul whose happiness was collateral in the great office-return scam. If these sleeves don’t make facilities weep over their square-footage spreadsheets, we’ll collateral-damage hell’s rent—no questions asked! Sleeve the suffering. Survive the write-off. Wear the One Star like the final boss who brought sleeves and a tax write-off for therapy!

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton — smooth, strong fabric suited for printing
- Garment-dyed construction for soft color and lived-in texture
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems for long-lasting durability
- Ribbed-knit cuffs and neck/shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²) with classic fit and sewn-in twill label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean