RETURN TO OFFICE - SOUL SUCKING

THIS AIN’T JUST A T-SHIRT—IT’S A FUCKING INDICTMENT FOR EVERY CORPORATE REAL-ESTATE VAMPIRE WHO DROPPED $800/SQ FT ON A SOUL-SUCKING PRISON! Blasted with “RTO = RETURN TO MISERY. Translation: ‘We spent $800/sq ft on this soul-sucking office and your comfort is now collateral damage.’” across legendary Comfort Colors pigment-dyed U.S.-grown cotton warmer than the arctic AC they force on you, this black mutiny drop hits in 13 savage colors but pure collateral carnage in kick-ass black! Sizes S-4XL for every remote warrior whose comfort got sacrificed for executive square footage, custom-printed on demand because my mental health is still listed as a casualty. If this shirt doesn’t make the C-suite choke on their lease agreement, we’ll bankrupt hell’s property manager—no questions asked! Wear the damage. Burn the lease. Rock the One Star like the final boss who’s still billing from the couch!

Product features - Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL - Double-needle stitching for durability - Garment-dyed fabric for soft color and texture - Made with 100% ring-spun US cotton for comfort Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam, or dry: low heat - Do not dry clean