RETURN TO OFFICE - REGRET

THIS AIN’T JUST A T-SHIRT—IT’S A FUCKING ARCTIC-LEVEL MIDDLE FINGER TO EVERY RTO SADIST WHO THINKS “OFFICE CULTURE” MEANS FROZEN ASS AND REGRET COFFEE! Blasted with “RTO – Where the AC is arctic, the coffee tastes like regret, and I get paid the same to pretend I’m not on Slack from the toilet. Go fuck yourselves with a standing desk.” across legendary Comfort Colors pigment-dyed U.S.-grown cotton warmer than that godforsaken open-plan freezer, this black revenge drop hits in 13 savage colors but pure frostbite in kick-ass black! Sizes S-4XL for every remote refugee forced to cosplay productivity while shitting on company time, custom-printed on demand because my dignity is still on the couch. If this shirt doesn’t make the thermostat Nazi spontaneously combust, we’ll ice-hell’s vents—no questions asked! Wear the frost. Burn the standing desk. Rock the One Star like the final boss who’s still Slackin’ from the shitter!

Product features - Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL - Double-needle stitching for durability - Garment-dyed fabric for soft color and texture - Made with 100% ring-spun US cotton for comfort Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam, or dry: low heat - Do not dry clean