RETURN TO OFFICE - PROTEIN FARTS

THIS AIN’T JUST A LONG SLEEVE—IT’S FULL-BODY “CHAD’S FARTS ARE A BIOHAZARD” ARMOR FOR THE OPEN-PLAN SUFFERING SURVIVORS! Blasted with the entire “listening to Chad’s protein farts” felony across legendary Comfort Colors heavy-weight cotton tougher than Chad’s protein-shake gut, this long-sleeve war zone storms in 13 savage colors and every one is as toxic as kick-ass black! Sizes S-3XL for every soul who traded couch bliss for Chad’s silent-but-deadly symphony. If these sleeves don’t make the entire floor evacuate on sight, we’ll crop-dust hell with whey powder—no questions asked! Sleeve the suffering. Survive the stench. Wear the One Star like the final boss who brought sleeves and a nose plug!

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton — smooth, strong fabric suited for printing
- Garment-dyed construction for soft color and lived-in texture
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems for long-lasting durability
- Ribbed-knit cuffs and neck/shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²) with classic fit and sewn-in twill label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean