RETURN TO OFFICE - MIDDLE MANAGER

THIS AIN’T JUST A LONG SLEEVE—IT’S FULL-BODY “NO MORE MEETINGS ABOUT MEETINGS” ARMOR FOR THE REMOTE RESISTANCE! Blasted with the entire “watch middle managers justify their existence…” takedown across legendary Comfort Colors heavy-weight cotton tougher than their job security, this long-sleeve uprising storms in 13 savage colors and every one is as pointless as kick-ass black! Sizes S-3XL for every soul who knows the only thing produced in those rooms is resentment. If these sleeves don’t make the calendar app crash in fear, we’ll Zoom-bomb hell’s stand-up—no questions asked! Sleeve the sabotage. Survive the syncs. Wear the One Star like the final boss who brought sleeves and a hard decline!

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton — smooth, strong fabric suited for printing
- Garment-dyed construction for soft color and lived-in texture
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems for long-lasting durability
- Ribbed-knit cuffs and neck/shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²) with classic fit and sewn-in twill label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean