RETURN TO OFFICE - MICROWAVE FISH
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RETURN TO OFFICE - MICROWAVE FISH
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What You're Buying.
THIS AIN’T JUST A LONG SLEEVE—IT’S FULL-BODY HAZMAT FOR EVERYONE FORCED TO BREATHE CHAD’S COVID AND KAREN’S TILAPIA APOCALYPSE! Blasted with the entire “RTO = RETURN TO MISERY” felony across legendary Comfort Colors heavy-weight cotton tougher than Chad’s unwashed immune system, this long-sleeve war zone storms in 13 savage colors and every one is as toxic as kick-ass black! Sizes S-3XL for every soul who paid $20 in gas to die slowly at their desk. If these sleeves don’t make the whole floor spontaneously combust, we’ll cough hell into quarantine—no questions asked! Sleeve the suffering. Survive the stench. Wear the One Star like the final boss who brought Lysol and a lawyer!
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton — smooth, strong fabric suited for printing
- Garment-dyed construction for soft color and lived-in texture
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems for long-lasting durability
- Ribbed-knit cuffs and neck/shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²) with classic fit and sewn-in twill label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
FAQ
Common questions before you check out.
01 Does this run small or large?
Runs boxy and true to size. If you're between sizes, order down for a closer fit. The 4XL is genuinely 4XL.
02 Will the print crack or fade?
No. Print is direct-to-garment, tested for 100+ wash cycles before any fade.
03 Can I return it after wearing?
Yes — 60-day rage-back guarantee. If you wear it once and hate it, send it back.
04 How long does shipping take?
Ships in 72 hours. US orders arrive in 3–5 business days from there. Free shipping on every order.
05 Can I get a discount on multiple shirts?
Yes — use the bundle picker on the homepage. 20% off when you pick 2 or 3.