Return To Office Microwave Fish tote bag in Black, front view
Return To Office Microwave Fish tote bag
Return To Office Microwave Fish tote bag
Return To Office Microwave Fish tote bag

RETURN TO OFFICE - MICROWAVE FISH

$28.77 $23.02 USD
Size: 18" × 18"

Size Guide

Wrong size is not a defect. Ask us how we know.

These are garment measurements, laid flat, straight from our printer. Grab a shirt you already love, measure it, and match it here. It beats guessing and complaining later.

Printed just for you, so measure twice and complain once. Returns only for damaged, defective, misprinted, or wrong items.

Color: Black 1 options
Quantity

Adding: Black / 18" × 18"

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Damaged, defective, misprinted, or wrong? We fix it.

What You're Buying.

THIS AIN’T JUST A TOTE—IT’S THE OFFICIAL BODY BAG FOR MY IMMUNE SYSTEM AFTER RTO EXPOSURE TO KAREN’S FISH AND CHAD’S LUNGS! Blasted with our screaming Rated One Star logo on BOTH SIDES of heavy-duty canvas that costs less than one tank of gas, this 18x18 plague carrier turns every lunch run into a public-health warning. Shove your real food (made at home) while the dual-sided rage makes people back up six feet. If this tote doesn’t get you a personal bubble the size of Texas, we’ll biohazard hell’s break room—no questions asked! Load the antibodies. Haul the hate. Carry the One Star like the final boss who brought hand sanitizer and homicide charges!


Product features
- 100% polyester durable medium-weight body (200 g/m²)
- Boxed corners for extra carrying space
- Reinforced double-stitched handles for added strength
- Non-woven laminated interior with seamless black inner stitching
- 18 inches by 18 inches

Care instructions
- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.

Spec Sheet Made of real stuff
Fabric
100% Ringspun Cotton
Weight
6.1 oz / yd² — heavyweight
Fit
Boxy, true to size, dropped shoulder
Print
Direct-to-garment, washes for 100+ cycles
Origin
Cotton from USA, printed in USA
Care
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low.
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Frequently Asked

FAQ

Common questions before you check out.

01 Does this run small or large?

Runs boxy and true to size. If you're between sizes, order down for a closer fit.

02 Will the print crack or fade?

No. Print is direct-to-garment, tested for 100+ wash cycles before any fade.

03 Can I return it if I hate it?

Complaining is our whole brand, so no. Every piece is custom printed just for you, which means no returns for a change of mind, a wrong size pick, or a shirt you wore once and regretted. But if it shows up damaged, defective, misprinted, or flat out wrong, that's on us. Email a photo to info@ratedonestar.com within 30 days of delivery. No need to mail it back. We'll offer a free replacement first, or a refund if you'd rather. Your call.

04 How long does shipping take?

Ships in 72 hours. US orders arrive in 1 to 4 business days from there. Free shipping on every US order.

05 Can I get a discount on multiple shirts?

Yes — use the bundle picker on the homepage. 20% off when you pick 2 or 3.