PEOPLE - LOUD CHEWERS

THIS AIN’T JUST A LONG SLEEVE—IT’S FULL-BODY ANIMAL-ALLY ARMOR FOR ANYONE WHO’D RATHER LISTEN TO PURRS THAN PEOPLE! Blasted with the entire “Loud chewers, slow walkers, constant complainers…” manifesto across legendary Comfort Colors heavy-weight cotton quieter than a library cat, this long-sleeve fortress storms in 13 savage colors and every one is as chill as kick-ass black! Sizes S-3XL for every recluse counting down to silence or slobber. If these sleeves don’t create an instant no-talking zone, we’ll litter-box hell itself—no questions asked! Sleeve the serenity. Survive the complainers. Wear the One Star like the final boss who brought sleeves and a laser pointer!

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton — smooth, strong fabric suited for printing
- Garment-dyed construction for soft color and lived-in texture
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems for long-lasting durability
- Ribbed-knit cuffs and neck/shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²) with classic fit and sewn-in twill label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean