LAS VEGAS - WALK OF SHAME
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LAS VEGAS - WALK OF SHAME
HOA
HOA - MAILBOX
DAYLIGHT SAVINGS
CRUISE SHIPS
CRUISE SHIPS - NOROVIRUS
AIRPORTS
CILANTRO
GROUP TEXTS
What You're Buying.
THIS AIN’T JUST A HOODIE—IT’S THE ONE-STAR HUMAN CLOAKING DEVICE FOR THE 7 A.M. WALK OF SHAME SURVIVORS STILL DRIPPING REGRET AND GLITTER! Blasted with the full “THE WALK OF SHAME AT 7 A.M.” takedown across legendary Comfort Colors thick-ass cotton cozier than the lie you told yourself at 3 a.m., this hooded trauma blanket hits in 8 savage colors and every damn one is as wrecked as kick-ass black! Sizes S-3XL for every soul who limped past the breakfast slots looking like a crime scene, custom-printed on demand because the casino carpet has seen worse (but barely)! If this hoodie doesn’t make the entire coffee shop avert their eyes, we’ll parade through hell wearing nothing but shame—no questions asked! Hood the horror. Worship the walk. Wear the One Star like the final boss who stays warm wrapped in pure, pearl-clutching fury!
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — light and smooth for comfortable everyday wear
- Jersey-lined hood with natural flatcord for a soft, finished look
- Relaxed fit with rolled-forward shoulders for easy movement
- Lightweight fabric (6.4 oz/yd²) — breathable and layer-friendly
- Made with OEKO-TEX low-impact dyes; member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
FAQ
Common questions before you check out.
01 Does this run small or large?
Runs boxy and true to size. If you're between sizes, order down for a closer fit. The 4XL is genuinely 4XL.
02 Will the print crack or fade?
No. Print is direct-to-garment, tested for 100+ wash cycles before any fade.
03 Can I return it after wearing?
Yes — 60-day rage-back guarantee. If you wear it once and hate it, send it back.
04 How long does shipping take?
Ships in 72 hours. US orders arrive in 3–5 business days from there. Free shipping on every order.
05 Can I get a discount on multiple shirts?
Yes — use the bundle picker on the homepage. 20% off when you pick 2 or 3.