LAS VEGAS - HOMELESS
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LAS VEGAS - HOMELESS
DOGS - PIT BULL
HOA
HOA - MAILBOX
DAYLIGHT SAVINGS
CRUISE SHIPS
CRUISE SHIPS - NOROVIRUS
AIRPORTS
CILANTRO
What You're Buying.
THIS AIN’T JUST A T-SHIRT—IT’S A FUCKING EMERGENCY BROADCAST FOR THE STRIP’S ZOMBIE OBSTACLE COURSE FROM HELL! Blasted with “HOMELESS ON THE STRIP? MORE LIKE A FUCKING ZOMBIE OBSTACLE COURSE. Piss soaked sidewalks, screaming meth goblins blocking every crosswalk like human speed bumps. I paid resort fees to dodge this shit, not play Frogger with unwashed nightmares.” across legendary Comfort Colors pigment-dyed cotton that smells better than the actual boulevard, this black bio-warfare drop hits 13 savage colors but peak toxic in kick-ass black! Sizes S-4XL for every tourist who had to hurdle twitching corpses to get a selfie, custom-printed on demand because Febreze filed for bankruptcy! If this shirt doesn’t make security wake the fuck up, we’ll napalm hell’s sidewalk until you’re cackling—no questions asked! Wear the apocalypse. Burn the boulevard. Rock the One Star like the final boss who brought a machete and zero patience!
Product features - Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL - Double-needle stitching for durability - Garment-dyed fabric for soft color and texture - Made with 100% ring-spun US cotton for comfort Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam, or dry: low heat - Do not dry clean
FAQ
Common questions before you check out.
01 Does this run small or large?
Runs boxy and true to size. If you're between sizes, order down for a closer fit. The 4XL is genuinely 4XL.
02 Will the print crack or fade?
No. Print is direct-to-garment, tested for 100+ wash cycles before any fade.
03 Can I return it after wearing?
Yes — 60-day rage-back guarantee. If you wear it once and hate it, send it back.
04 How long does shipping take?
Ships in 72 hours. US orders arrive in 3–5 business days from there. Free shipping on every order.
05 Can I get a discount on multiple shirts?
Yes — use the bundle picker on the homepage. 20% off when you pick 2 or 3.