LAS VEGAS - FINE DINING

THIS AIN’T JUST A LONG SLEEVE—IT’S FULL-BODY KEVLAR FOR EVERYONE STILL RECOVERING FROM THE $300 BOOT-LEATHER STEAK ASSAULT! Blasted with the entire “VEGAS “FINE DINING” IS A $300 WAR CRIME” manifesto across legendary Comfort Colors heavy-weight cotton that survived the waiter’s murder eyes and a filet that fought back harder than the bill, this long-sleeve war zone storms in 13 savage colors and every one is as raw as kick-ass black! Sizes S-3XL for every victim still tasting contempt in their truffle mash, custom-printed on demand because your dentist just bought a boat! If these sleeves don’t make the maître d’ piss himself, we’ll send hell’s steak back 666 times—no questions asked! Sleeve the scam. Survive the sneer. Wear the One Star like the final boss who brought sleeves and a side of vengeance!

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton — smooth, strong fabric suited for printing
- Garment-dyed construction for soft color and lived-in texture
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems for long-lasting durability
- Ribbed-knit cuffs and neck/shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²) with classic fit and sewn-in twill label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean