LAS VEGAS - BLACK JACK

THIS AIN’T JUST A LONG SLEEVE—IT’S FULL-ARMOR FOR EVERY POOR BASTARD WHO GOT WALLET-FUCKED BY 6:5 COCKGOBLINS! Blasted with the entire “6:5 BLACKJACK TABLES SHOULD BE ILLEGAL” indictment across legendary Comfort Colors heavy-weight cotton tougher than the house edge they just rammed up your ass, this long-sleeve atrocity storms in 13 savage colors and every one is as pissed as kick-ass black! Sizes S-3XL for every player still tasting felt and regret, custom-printed on demand because basic strategy can’t fix greed! If these sleeves don’t make dealers flinch when you sit down, we’ll hit on 17 in hell until you’re howling—no questions asked! Sleeve the scam. Survive the insult. Wear the One Star like the final boss who brought sleeves and a burning grudge!

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton — smooth, strong fabric suited for printing
- Garment-dyed construction for soft color and lived-in texture
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems for long-lasting durability
- Ribbed-knit cuffs and neck/shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²) with classic fit and sewn-in twill label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean