DOGS - YELLOW LAB
What You're Buying.
THIS AIN’T JUST A HOODIE—IT’S A ONE-STAR CRASH REPORT FOR THE CLUMSY SUNSHINE GREMLIN THAT DEMOLISHED YOUR LIFE! Blasted with “CLUMSY SUNSHINE GREMLIN! Wrecks your shoes, bounces mad, trashes your couch, fetches nonstop, and shines with LOYAL LOVE!” across legendary Comfort Colors pigment-dyed U.S.-grown cotton so soft it almost survives the tail-whip beatings, this golden wrecking ball drops in 10 savage colors but radiates pure havoc in kick-ass black! Sizes S-3XL for every human owned by a 90-lb happiness torpedo, custom-printed on demand because your furniture’s already in witness protection! If this hoodie doesn’t make strangers duck from phantom flying tennis balls, we’ll body-slam the sun until you’re howling! Wear the wreckage. Worship the sunshine. Rock the One Star like the final boss who lost every shoe but won the lottery in love! Unisex fit, because disappointment doesn't care who's wearing it.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — light and smooth for comfortable everyday wear
- Jersey-lined hood with natural flatcord for a soft, finished look
- Relaxed fit with rolled-forward shoulders for easy movement
- Lightweight fabric (6.4 oz/yd²) — breathable and layer-friendly
- Made with OEKO-TEX low-impact dyes; member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Fabric
- 100% Ringspun Cotton
- Weight
- 6.1 oz / yd² — heavyweight
- Fit
- Boxy, true to size, dropped shoulder
- Direct-to-garment, washes for 100+ cycles
- Origin
- Cotton from USA, printed in USA
- Care
- Machine wash cold, tumble dry low.
Make it a kit.
Add 1 or 2 more pieces and check out as one bundle.

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FAQ
Common questions before you check out.
01 Does this run small or large?
Runs boxy and true to size. If you're between sizes, order down for a closer fit.
02 Will the print crack or fade?
No. Print is direct-to-garment, tested for 100+ wash cycles before any fade.
03 Can I return it if I hate it?
Complaining is our whole brand, so no. Every piece is custom printed just for you, which means no returns for a change of mind, a wrong size pick, or a shirt you wore once and regretted. But if it shows up damaged, defective, misprinted, or flat out wrong, that's on us. Email a photo to info@ratedonestar.com within 30 days of delivery. No need to mail it back. We'll offer a free replacement first, or a refund if you'd rather. Your call.
04 How long does shipping take?
Ships in 72 hours. US orders arrive in 1 to 4 business days from there. Free shipping on every US order.
05 Can I get a discount on multiple shirts?
Yes — use the bundle picker on the homepage. 20% off when you pick 2 or 3.