DOGS - PIT BULL

$49.77 $39.82 USD
Size: S

Size Guide

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Printed just for you, so measure twice and complain once. Returns only for damaged, defective, misprinted, or wrong items.

Color: Black 10 options
Quantity

Adding: Black / S

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What You're Buying.

THIS AIN’T JUST A HOODIE—IT’S A ONE-STAR LOVE LETTER TO THE MUSCLE-BOUND MENACE THAT OWNS YOUR SOUL! Slapped with “MUSCLE MANIAC! This drooling tank chews your shoes, defies your rules, snores like a train, and guards your heart with love! ALL HAIL PITZILLA!” across legendary Comfort Colors pigment-dyed, U.S.-grown cotton so soft it’s basically bribery for your block-headed wrecking ball, this beast drops in 10 savage colors but looks straight-up murderous in kick-ass black! Perfect for every proud servant of a velvet hippo who knows real love comes with slobber, stitches, and a side of property damage! Sizes S-3XL for every disciple in the Cult of Pitzilla, custom-printed on demand because the planet’s already terrified enough! If this hoodie doesn’t make strangers cross the street while your dog wags harder than physics allows, we’ll arm-wrestle Cthulhu until you’re grinning! Rock the drool. Worship the tank. Wear the One Star like the final boss who got adopted by sixty pounds of pure heart and zero chill! Unisex fit, because disappointment doesn't care who's wearing it.


Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — light and smooth for comfortable everyday wear
- Jersey-lined hood with natural flatcord for a soft, finished look
- Relaxed fit with rolled-forward shoulders for easy movement
- Lightweight fabric (6.4 oz/yd²) — breathable and layer-friendly
- Made with OEKO-TEX low-impact dyes; member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

Spec Sheet Made of real stuff
Fabric
100% Ringspun Cotton
Weight
6.1 oz / yd² — heavyweight
Fit
Boxy, true to size, dropped shoulder
Print
Direct-to-garment, washes for 100+ cycles
Origin
Cotton from USA, printed in USA
Care
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low.
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DOGS - PIT BULL
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DOGS - PIT BULL

$49.77
S / Black
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Bundle total $49.77
Frequently Asked

FAQ

Common questions before you check out.

01 Does this run small or large?

Runs boxy and true to size. If you're between sizes, order down for a closer fit.

02 Will the print crack or fade?

No. Print is direct-to-garment, tested for 100+ wash cycles before any fade.

03 Can I return it if I hate it?

Complaining is our whole brand, so no. Every piece is custom printed just for you, which means no returns for a change of mind, a wrong size pick, or a shirt you wore once and regretted. But if it shows up damaged, defective, misprinted, or flat out wrong, that's on us. Email a photo to info@ratedonestar.com within 30 days of delivery. No need to mail it back. We'll offer a free replacement first, or a refund if you'd rather. Your call.

04 How long does shipping take?

Ships in 72 hours. US orders arrive in 1 to 4 business days from there. Free shipping on every US order.

05 Can I get a discount on multiple shirts?

Yes — use the bundle picker on the homepage. 20% off when you pick 2 or 3.