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Dogs Dachshund tee on model
Dogs Dachshund tee on model
Dogs Dachshund tee on model
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Dogs Dachshund tee on model
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DOGS - DACHSHUND

$29.77 $23.82 USD
Color: Black 13 options
Size: S

Size Guide

Wrong size is not a defect. Ask us how we know.

These are garment measurements, laid flat, straight from our printer. Grab a shirt you already love, measure it, and match it here. It beats guessing and complaining later.

Printed just for you, so measure twice and complain once. Returns only for damaged, defective, misprinted, or wrong items.

Quantity

Adding: Black / S

In stock · Ships in 72 hours
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On every US order
Ships in 72 hrs
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Damaged, defective, misprinted, or wrong? We fix it.

What You're Buying.

THIS AIN'T JUST A TSHIRT, IT'S A ONE STAR MANIFESTO FOR THE DOXIE DIG DICTATOR THAT TUNNELED STRAIGHT INTO YOUR SOUL! A long boy burrow boss that digs up your yard, yodels at shadows and demands burrito laps on command. Printed on legendary Comfort Colors pigment dyed U.S. grown cotton, in 13 colors built for every short legged tyrant, in sizes S to 4XL. Wear it. Fill in the holes. Rate it One Star. Unisex fit, because disappointment doesn't care who's wearing it.

Product features - Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL - Double-needle stitching for durability - Garment-dyed fabric for soft color and texture - Made with 100% ring-spun US cotton for comfort Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam, or dry: low heat - Do not dry clean

Spec Sheet Made of real stuff
Fabric
100% Ringspun Cotton
Weight
6.1 oz / yd² — heavyweight
Fit
Boxy, true to size, dropped shoulder
Print
Direct-to-garment, washes for 100+ cycles
Origin
Cotton from USA, printed in USA
Care
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low.
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Frequently Asked

FAQ

Common questions before you check out.

01 Does this run small or large?

Runs boxy and true to size. If you're between sizes, order down for a closer fit. The 4XL is genuinely 4XL.

02 Will the print crack or fade?

No. Print is direct-to-garment, tested for 100+ wash cycles before any fade.

03 Can I return it if I hate it?

Complaining is our whole brand, so no. Every piece is custom printed just for you, which means no returns for a change of mind, a wrong size pick, or a shirt you wore once and regretted. But if it shows up damaged, defective, misprinted, or flat out wrong, that's on us. Email a photo to info@ratedonestar.com within 30 days of delivery. No need to mail it back. We'll offer a free replacement first, or a refund if you'd rather. Your call.

04 How long does shipping take?

Ships in 72 hours. US orders arrive in 1 to 4 business days from there. Free shipping on every US order.

05 Can I get a discount on multiple shirts?

Yes — use the bundle picker on the homepage. 20% off when you pick 2 or 3.