Dogs Dachshund mug in Black, front view
Dogs Dachshund mug in Black, front view on kitchen counter
Dogs Dachshund mug in Black, handle view

Dogs - Dachshund

$19.77 $15.82 USD
Size: 15oz

Printed just for you, so measure twice and complain once. Returns only for damaged, defective, misprinted, or wrong items.

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What You're Buying.

DOXIE DIG DICTATOR!
This long-boy burrow
boss tunnels your yard,
yodels at shadows,
demands burrito laps,
and rules with
stubby-fierce devotion!
THIS AIN’T JUST A BLACK COFFEE MUG—IT’S A DARK CERAMIC SCEPTER FOR THE DOXIE DIG DICTATOR THAT RULES FROM THE COUCH! Blasted with our screaming Rated One Star logo and full burn printed on both sides (so one side faces you and the other faces the world with every sip), this premium dishwasher-safe, U.S.-printed ceramic tank holds 15oz (for when the blanket burrito hits overtime) of whatever dark brew fuels survival under constant sausage scrutiny! Perfect for turning every coffee break into a shadowy testament that the fiercest rulers come in extra-small with extra-large opinions! If this black mug doesn’t make people instinctively lower their voice, we’ll yodel hell awake until you’re howling! Grip the power. Sip the sass. Drink from the One Star like the final boss whose overlord is long, low, and 100% in charge!

Product features
- Glossy 100% ceramic body with deep black finish
- Available in 15oz size
- Microwave- and dishwasher-safe for easy use
- Comfortable C-shaped handle; lead- and BPA-free

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap

Spec Sheet Made of real stuff
Material
Glossy ceramic, shiny finish
Capacity
11 oz & 15 oz
Safe
Microwave & dishwasher safe
Print
Full-color, printed on both sides
Origin
Printed in the USA
Care
Dishwasher safe (top rack) or hand wash. Lead- & BPA-free.
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Frequently Asked

FAQ

Common questions before you check out.

01 How big is the mug?

Two sizes: 11 oz for a standard cup and 15 oz when one just isn't enough. Pick your size before adding to cart.

02 Is it microwave and dishwasher safe?

Yes to both. Microwave your coffee and run it through the dishwasher (top rack) — the print holds up. It's lead- and BPA-free too.

03 Will the print crack, fade, or scratch off?

No. It's a vivid, full-color print made for daily use — tested to survive microwaves and dishwasher cycles without cracking or fading.

04 What if my mug arrives broken?

We'll make it right. If it arrives damaged, defective, misprinted, or wrong, email a photo to info@ratedonestar.com within 30 days of delivery. Keep the shards, we don't want them. We'll offer a free replacement first, or a refund if you'd rather. Your call.

05 How long does shipping take?

Ships in 72 hours. US orders arrive in 3 to 10 business days from there. Free shipping on every US order.