DOGS - BOXER

THIS AIN’T JUST A LONG SLEEVE—IT’S RIB-PROTECTION FOR VICTIMS OF THE BUTT-WIGGLE BRAWLER’S 3 A.M. ZOOMIE INVASION! Blasted with “BUTT-WIGGLE BRAWLER! Zoomies at 3AM, shadowboxes ghosts, drools rivers, farts on command, hugs too hard, never taps out on love!” across legendary Comfort Colors heavy-weight cotton tough enough to survive boxer hugs that feel like WWE finishers, this long-sleeve riot shield storms in 13 savage colors and every one is as unhinged as kick-ass black! Sizes S-3XL for every human trampoline, custom-printed on demand because sleep is canceled forever! If these sleeves don’t come pre-soaked in drool and boxer farts, we’ll shadowbox hell until you’re cackling—no questions asked! Sleeve the love-bombs. Survive the wiggle. Wear the One Star like the final boss who brought padding and zero regrets!

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton — smooth, strong fabric suited for printing
- Garment-dyed construction for soft color and lived-in texture
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems for long-lasting durability
- Ribbed-knit cuffs and neck/shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²) with classic fit and sewn-in twill label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean