DOGS - BEAGLE
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What You're Buying.
THIS AIN’T JUST A TOTE—IT’S AN 18x18 EVIDENCE BAG FOR THE BEAGLE BAY BANDIT’S DAILY HEISTS! Blasted with our screaming Rated One Star logo on BOTH SIDES of heavy-duty U.S.-printed canvas tough enough to haul stolen pizza boxes, escape tools, and enough treats to bribe a bloodhound, this rolling crime scene turns every grocery run into a public confession that your dog’s nose is registered as a deadly weapon! Shove leashes, poop bags, and your last intact loaf of bread inside while the dual-sided rage mark screams “yes my dog ate the evidence and I still love him”! Handles long enough to drag like a bloodhound after the latest breakout! If this tote doesn’t smell like contraband from ten feet away, we’ll track hell itself until you’re howling—no questions asked! Load the loot. Haul the howl. Carry the One Star like the final boss whose bag comes with paw prints!
Product features
- 100% polyester durable medium-weight body (200 g/m²)
- Boxed corners for extra carrying space
- Reinforced double-stitched handles for added strength
- Non-woven laminated interior with seamless black inner stitching
- 18 inches by 18 inches
Care instructions
- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.
FAQ
Common questions before you check out.
01 Does this run small or large?
Runs boxy and true to size. If you're between sizes, order down for a closer fit. The 4XL is genuinely 4XL.
02 Will the print crack or fade?
No. Print is direct-to-garment, tested for 100+ wash cycles before any fade.
03 Can I return it after wearing?
Yes — 60-day rage-back guarantee. If you wear it once and hate it, send it back.
04 How long does shipping take?
Ships in 72 hours. US orders arrive in 3–5 business days from there. Free shipping on every order.
05 Can I get a discount on multiple shirts?
Yes — use the bundle picker on the homepage. 20% off when you pick 2 or 3.