THANKSGIVING - DRY TURKEY
What You're Buying.
THIS AIN'T JUST A TSHIRT, IT'S A ONE STAR REVIEW OF THE DRY THANKSGIVING TURKEY! Fourteen hours in the oven and the breast quit before the legs were done. You chewed it till Christmas, washed it down with gravy, and said it was delicious because she's your mom. Printed on legendary Comfort Colors pigment dyed U.S. grown cotton, in 13 colors with more moisture than the bird, in sizes S to 4XL. Wear it. Pass the gravy. All of it. Rate it One Star. Unisex fit, because disappointment doesn't care who's wearing it.
Product features - Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL - Double-needle stitching for durability - Garment-dyed fabric for soft color and texture - Made with 100% ring-spun US cotton for comfort Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam, or dry: low heat - Do not dry clean
- Fabric
- 100% Ringspun Cotton
- Weight
- 6.1 oz / yd² — heavyweight
- Fit
- Boxy, true to size, dropped shoulder
- Direct-to-garment, washes for 100+ cycles
- Origin
- Cotton from USA, printed in USA
- Care
- Machine wash cold, tumble dry low.
Make it a kit.
Add 1 or 2 more pieces and check out as one bundle.

THANKSGIVING - DRY TURKEY
THANKSGIVING - DRY TURKEY
THANKSGIVING - DRY TURKEY
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FAQ
Common questions before you check out.
01 Does this run small or large?
Runs boxy and true to size. If you're between sizes, order down for a closer fit. The 4XL is genuinely 4XL.
02 Will the print crack or fade?
No. Print is direct-to-garment, tested for 100+ wash cycles before any fade.
03 Can I return it if I hate it?
Complaining is our whole brand, so no. Every piece is custom printed just for you, which means no returns for a change of mind, a wrong size pick, or a shirt you wore once and regretted. But if it shows up damaged, defective, misprinted, or flat out wrong, that's on us. Email a photo to info@ratedonestar.com within 30 days of delivery. No need to mail it back. We'll offer a free replacement first, or a refund if you'd rather. Your call.
04 How long does shipping take?
Ships in 72 hours. US orders arrive in 1 to 4 business days from there. Free shipping on every US order.
05 Can I get a discount on multiple shirts?
Yes — use the bundle picker on the homepage. 20% off when you pick 2 or 3.