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Return To Office Protein Farts long sleeve tee on model
Return To Office Protein Farts long sleeve tee on model
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Return To Office Protein Farts long sleeve tee on model
Return To Office Protein Farts long sleeve tee on model
Return To Office Protein Farts long sleeve tee on model
Return To Office Protein Farts long sleeve tee on model
Return To Office Protein Farts long sleeve tee on model
Return To Office Protein Farts long sleeve tee on model
Return To Office Protein Farts long sleeve tee on model
Return To Office Protein Farts long sleeve tee on model
Return To Office Protein Farts long sleeve tee on model
Return To Office Protein Farts long sleeve tee on model
Return To Office Protein Farts long sleeve tee on model
Return To Office Protein Farts long sleeve tee on model
Return To Office Protein Farts long sleeve tee on model
Return To Office Protein Farts long sleeve tee on model
Return To Office Protein Farts long sleeve tee on model
Return To Office Protein Farts long sleeve tee on model
Return To Office Protein Farts long sleeve tee on model
Return To Office Protein Farts long sleeve tee on model
Return To Office Protein Farts long sleeve tee on model
Return To Office Protein Farts long sleeve tee on model
Return To Office Protein Farts long sleeve tee on model
Return To Office Protein Farts long sleeve tee on model

RETURN TO OFFICE - PROTEIN FARTS

$33.77 $27.02 USD
Size: S

Size Guide

Wrong size is not a defect. Ask us how we know.

These are garment measurements, laid flat, straight from our printer. Grab a shirt you already love, measure it, and match it here. It beats guessing and complaining later.

Printed just for you, so measure twice and complain once. Returns only for damaged, defective, misprinted, or wrong items.

Color: Black 13 options
Quantity

Adding: Black / S

In stock · Ships in 72 hours
Free shipping
On every US order
Ships in 72 hrs
Made to order
30 Day Rage Guarantee
Damaged, defective, misprinted, or wrong? We fix it.

What You're Buying.

THIS AIN'T JUST A LONG SLEEVE, IT'S A ONE STAR REVIEW OF RETURN TO OFFICE! Open office. Chad's protein farts. Same damn work. No walls, no doors, no escape. Just you, a laptop and a cloud of whey powder regret hanging over row 4. Printed on legendary Comfort Colors pigment dyed U.S. grown cotton, in 13 colors that smell better than Chad, in sizes S to 3XL. Wear it. Hold your breath. Rate it One Star. Unisex fit, because disappointment doesn't care who's wearing it.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton — smooth, strong fabric suited for printing
- Garment-dyed construction for soft color and lived-in texture
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems for long-lasting durability
- Ribbed-knit cuffs and neck/shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²) with classic fit and sewn-in twill label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

Spec Sheet Made of real stuff
Fabric
100% Ringspun Cotton
Weight
6.1 oz / yd² — heavyweight
Fit
Boxy, true to size, dropped shoulder
Print
Direct-to-garment, washes for 100+ cycles
Origin
Cotton from USA, printed in USA
Care
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low.
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Frequently Asked

FAQ

Common questions before you check out.

01 Does this run small or large?

Runs boxy and true to size. If you're between sizes, order down for a closer fit.

02 Will the print crack or fade?

No. Print is direct-to-garment, tested for 100+ wash cycles before any fade.

03 Can I return it if I hate it?

Complaining is our whole brand, so no. Every piece is custom printed just for you, which means no returns for a change of mind, a wrong size pick, or a shirt you wore once and regretted. But if it shows up damaged, defective, misprinted, or flat out wrong, that's on us. Email a photo to info@ratedonestar.com within 30 days of delivery. No need to mail it back. We'll offer a free replacement first, or a refund if you'd rather. Your call.

04 How long does shipping take?

Ships in 72 hours. US orders arrive in 1 to 4 business days from there. Free shipping on every US order.

05 Can I get a discount on multiple shirts?

Yes — use the bundle picker on the homepage. 20% off when you pick 2 or 3.