RETURN TO OFFICE - MIDDLE MANAGER

THIS AIN’T JUST A T-SHIRT—IT’S A FUCKING MANIFESTO AGAINST THE MIDDLE-MANAGER MEETING INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX! Blasted with “RTO – So I can watch middle managers justify their existence by scheduling pointless meetings about meetings. Hard pass, you fluorescent-lit sadists.” across legendary Comfort Colors pigment-dyed U.S.-grown cotton softer than their PowerPoint slides, this black war crime drops in 13 savage colors but pure bureaucratic spite in kick-ass black! Sizes S-4XL for every remote rebel who’d rather die on their couch than attend another “sync” about syncing, custom-printed on demand because my calendar just filed for protective order. If this shirt doesn’t make middle managers spontaneously delete their Outlook, we’ll schedule hell’s eternity meeting—no questions asked! Wear the revolt. Burn the agenda. Rock the One Star like the final boss who declined the invite!

Product features - Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL - Double-needle stitching for durability - Garment-dyed fabric for soft color and texture - Made with 100% ring-spun US cotton for comfort Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam, or dry: low heat - Do not dry clean