4.9 · 247 reviews

RATED ONE STAR - HOODIE

$49.77 $44.79 USD
Size: S
Color: Black 10 options
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In stock · Ships in 72 hours
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RATED ONE STAR - HOODIE
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RATED ONE STAR - HOODIE

$49.77
S / Black
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What You're Buying.

THIS AIN’T JUST A HOODIE—IT’S THE ONE-STAR WAR FLAG FOR WHEN THE WORLD DESERVES THE SMOKE! Slapped with our screaming Rated One Star logo across legendary Comfort Colors heavy-weight, pigment-dyed, U.S.-grown cotton so stupidly thick and cozy it could survive a nuclear winter of bad decisions—this hooded apocalypse beast storms in 10 savage colors and every single one is equally bad-ass as the kick-ass black! Pull it on when you’re done pretending to have your life together and ready to let strangers know the void won a long time ago! Sizes S-3XL for every general in the army of the eternally pissed-off, custom-printed on demand because we’re not adding more trash to this dumpster fire planet! If this hoodie doesn’t make people apologize for existing in your peripheral vision, we’ll suplex the grim reaper until you’re grinning—no questions asked! Rock the mark. Hood the hate. Wear the One Star like the final boss who brought blankets and body bags!

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — light and smooth for comfortable everyday wear
- Jersey-lined hood with natural flatcord for a soft, finished look
- Relaxed fit with rolled-forward shoulders for easy movement
- Lightweight fabric (6.4 oz/yd²) — breathable and layer-friendly
- Made with OEKO-TEX low-impact dyes; member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

Frequently Asked

FAQ

Common questions before you check out.

01 Does this run small or large?

Runs boxy and true to size. If you're between sizes, order down for a closer fit. The 4XL is genuinely 4XL.

02 Will the print crack or fade?

No. Print is direct-to-garment, tested for 100+ wash cycles before any fade.

03 Can I return it after wearing?

Yes — 60-day rage-back guarantee. If you wear it once and hate it, send it back.

04 How long does shipping take?

Ships in 72 hours. US orders arrive in 3–5 business days from there. Free shipping on every order.

05 Can I get a discount on multiple shirts?

Yes — use the bundle picker on the homepage. 20% off when you pick 2 or 3.