Mahjong - Read the Card
What You're Buying.
yelled Barbara,
holding last
year's card.
THIS AIN'T JUST A BLACK MUG, IT'S A ONE STAR REVIEW OF BARBARA! "READ THE CARD!" yelled Barbara, holding last year's card. Every table has one: the self appointed referee who corrects your discards, your seat and your life choices, all while waving a card that expired twelve months ago. Nobody checks the date. Nobody dares, because she brought the brownies. Printed in white on a glossy 15oz black ceramic mug, with the burn on both sides so one faces you and the other faces the table. Sip it. Check the year. Rate it One Star. Coffee or wine, because disappointment doesn't care what's in the cup.
Product features
- Glossy 100% ceramic body with deep black finish
- Available in 15oz size
- Microwave- and dishwasher-safe for easy use
- Comfortable C-shaped handle; lead- and BPA-free
Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
- Material
- Glossy ceramic, shiny finish
- Capacity
- 11 oz & 15 oz
- Safe
- Microwave & dishwasher safe
- Full-color, printed on both sides
- Origin
- Printed in the USA
- Care
- Dishwasher safe (top rack) or hand wash. Lead- & BPA-free.
Make it a kit.
Add 1 or 2 more pieces and check out as one bundle.

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FAQ
Common questions before you check out.
01 How big is the mug?
Two sizes: 11 oz for a standard cup and 15 oz when one just isn't enough. Pick your size before adding to cart.
02 Is it microwave and dishwasher safe?
Yes to both. Microwave your coffee and run it through the dishwasher (top rack) — the print holds up. It's lead- and BPA-free too.
03 Will the print crack, fade, or scratch off?
No. It's a vivid, full-color print made for daily use — tested to survive microwaves and dishwasher cycles without cracking or fading.
04 What if my mug arrives broken?
We'll make it right. If it arrives damaged, defective, misprinted, or wrong, email a photo to info@ratedonestar.com within 30 days of delivery. Keep the shards, we don't want them. We'll offer a free replacement first, or a refund if you'd rather. Your call.
05 How long does shipping take?
Ships in 72 hours. US orders arrive in 3 to 10 business days from there. Free shipping on every US order.