LAS VEGAS - POOL
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LAS VEGAS - POOL
DOGS - PIT BULL
HOA
HOA - MAILBOX
DAYLIGHT SAVINGS
CRUISE SHIPS
CRUISE SHIPS - NOROVIRUS
AIRPORTS
CILANTRO
What You're Buying.
THIS AIN’T JUST A T-SHIRT—IT’S A FUCKING BIOHAZARD WARNING LABEL FOR THE VEGAS POOL PETRI DISH APOCALYPSE! Blasted with “THE POOL IS A GODDAMN PETRI DISH OF HERPES AND REGRET – 4,000 drunk influencers, floating band-aids, and enough Red Bull-vodka puke to fill Lake Mead. I paid $400 to marinate in stranger juice.” across legendary Comfort Colors pigment-dyed cotton cleaner than the water I swam in, this black plague beast drops in 13 savage colors but radioactive in kick-ass black! Sizes S-4XL for every survivor who came out with new rashes and zero dignity, custom-printed on demand because chlorine is a goddamn myth! If this shirt doesn’t make cabana boys gag, we’ll cannonball into hell’s hot tub until you’re cackling—no questions asked! Wear the infection. Burn the floaties. Rock the One Star like the final boss who brought a hazmat suit and pure spite!
Product features - Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL - Double-needle stitching for durability - Garment-dyed fabric for soft color and texture - Made with 100% ring-spun US cotton for comfort Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam, or dry: low heat - Do not dry clean
FAQ
Common questions before you check out.
01 Does this run small or large?
Runs boxy and true to size. If you're between sizes, order down for a closer fit. The 4XL is genuinely 4XL.
02 Will the print crack or fade?
No. Print is direct-to-garment, tested for 100+ wash cycles before any fade.
03 Can I return it after wearing?
Yes — 60-day rage-back guarantee. If you wear it once and hate it, send it back.
04 How long does shipping take?
Ships in 72 hours. US orders arrive in 3–5 business days from there. Free shipping on every order.
05 Can I get a discount on multiple shirts?
Yes — use the bundle picker on the homepage. 20% off when you pick 2 or 3.