LAS VEGAS - CASINO
What You're Buying.
THIS AIN'T JUST A TSHIRT, IT'S A ONE STAR REVIEW OF THE VEGAS CASINO! A windowless carpet maze built by psychologists to make you forget your name, your kids, and what day it is. You walked in Friday at 9 PM. It's somehow Tuesday, you smell like a Marlboro, and the slot machine themed after a 90s sitcom has your 401k. Printed on legendary Comfort Colors pigment dyed U.S. grown cotton, in 13 colors you can see in actual daylight, in sizes S to 4XL. Wear it. Find the exit. Rate it One Star. Unisex fit, because disappointment doesn't care who's wearing it.
Product features - Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL - Double-needle stitching for durability - Garment-dyed fabric for soft color and texture - Made with 100% ring-spun US cotton for comfort Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam, or dry: low heat - Do not dry clean
- Fabric
- 100% Ringspun Cotton
- Weight
- 6.1 oz / yd² — heavyweight
- Fit
- Boxy, true to size, dropped shoulder
- Direct-to-garment, washes for 100+ cycles
- Origin
- Cotton from USA, printed in USA
- Care
- Machine wash cold, tumble dry low.
Make it a kit.
Add 1 or 2 more pieces and check out as one bundle.

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FAQ
Common questions before you check out.
01 Does this run small or large?
Runs boxy and true to size. If you're between sizes, order down for a closer fit. The 4XL is genuinely 4XL.
02 Will the print crack or fade?
No. Print is direct-to-garment, tested for 100+ wash cycles before any fade.
03 Can I return it if I hate it?
Complaining is our whole brand, so no. Every piece is custom printed just for you, which means no returns for a change of mind, a wrong size pick, or a shirt you wore once and regretted. But if it shows up damaged, defective, misprinted, or flat out wrong, that's on us. Email a photo to info@ratedonestar.com within 30 days of delivery. No need to mail it back. We'll offer a free replacement first, or a refund if you'd rather. Your call.
04 How long does shipping take?
Ships in 72 hours. US orders arrive in 1 to 4 business days from there. Free shipping on every US order.
05 Can I get a discount on multiple shirts?
Yes — use the bundle picker on the homepage. 20% off when you pick 2 or 3.