Flock Cameras - License
What You're Buying.
but my fucking car is
on 12 different Flock
databases. Thanks
for the unsolicited
surveillance, asshole.
THIS AIN'T JUST A BLACK MUG, IT'S A ONE STAR REVIEW OF THE CAMERAS THAT CLOCKED YOUR PLATE BEFORE YOU HIT THE CORNER! Your mug has no license, but your car is famous on 12 Flock databases you never signed up for. Printed in white on a glossy 15oz black ceramic mug for every unwilling star of the surveillance show. Sip it. Wave at the pole. Rate them One Star. Coffee or wine, because disappointment doesn't care what's in the cup.
Product features
- Glossy 100% ceramic body with deep black finish
- Available in 15oz size
- Microwave- and dishwasher-safe for easy use
- Comfortable C-shaped handle; lead- and BPA-free
Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
- Material
- Glossy ceramic, shiny finish
- Capacity
- 11 oz & 15 oz
- Safe
- Microwave & dishwasher safe
- Full-color, printed on both sides
- Origin
- Printed in the USA
- Care
- Dishwasher safe (top rack) or hand wash. Lead- & BPA-free.
Make it a kit.
Add 1 or 2 more pieces and check out as one bundle.
Flock Cameras - License
FLOCK CAMERAS - LICENSE
FLOCK CAMERAS - LICENSE
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FAQ
Common questions before you check out.
01 How big is the mug?
Two sizes: 11 oz for a standard cup and 15 oz when one just isn't enough. Pick your size before adding to cart.
02 Is it microwave and dishwasher safe?
Yes to both. Microwave your coffee and run it through the dishwasher (top rack) — the print holds up. It's lead- and BPA-free too.
03 Will the print crack, fade, or scratch off?
No. It's a vivid, full-color print made for daily use — tested to survive microwaves and dishwasher cycles without cracking or fading.
04 What if my mug arrives broken?
We'll make it right. If it arrives damaged, defective, misprinted, or wrong, email a photo to info@ratedonestar.com within 30 days of delivery. Keep the shards, we don't want them. We'll offer a free replacement first, or a refund if you'd rather. Your call.
05 How long does shipping take?
Ships in 72 hours. US orders arrive in 3 to 10 business days from there. Free shipping on every US order.