FLOCK CAMERAS - LICENSE
What You're Buying.
THIS AIN'T JUST A TSHIRT, IT'S A ONE STAR REVIEW OF THE CAMERAS THAT CLOCKED YOUR PLATE BEFORE YOU HIT THE CORNER! Your shirt has no license, but your car is famous on 12 Flock databases you never signed up for. Printed on legendary Comfort Colors pigment dyed U.S. grown cotton, in 13 colors that all look great on a security feed, in sizes S to 4XL for every unwilling star of the surveillance show. Wear it. Wave at the pole. Rate them One Star. Unisex fit, because disappointment doesn't care who's wearing it.
Product features - Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL - Double-needle stitching for durability - Garment-dyed fabric for soft color and texture - Made with 100% ring-spun US cotton for comfort Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam, or dry: low heat - Do not dry clean
- Fabric
- 100% Ringspun Cotton
- Weight
- 6.1 oz / yd² — heavyweight
- Fit
- Boxy, true to size, dropped shoulder
- Direct-to-garment, washes for 100+ cycles
- Origin
- Cotton from USA, printed in USA
- Care
- Machine wash cold, tumble dry low.
Make it a kit.
Add 1 or 2 more pieces and check out as one bundle.

FLOCK CAMERAS - LICENSE
FLOCK CAMERAS - LICENSE
FLOCK CAMERAS - LICENSE
Flock Cameras - License
FLOCK CAMERAS
FLOCK CAMERAS
FLOCK CAMERAS
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FAQ
Common questions before you check out.
01 Does this run small or large?
Runs boxy and true to size. If you're between sizes, order down for a closer fit. The 4XL is genuinely 4XL.
02 Will the print crack or fade?
No. Print is direct-to-garment, tested for 100+ wash cycles before any fade.
03 Can I return it if I hate it?
Complaining is our whole brand, so no. Every piece is custom printed just for you, which means no returns for a change of mind, a wrong size pick, or a shirt you wore once and regretted. But if it shows up damaged, defective, misprinted, or flat out wrong, that's on us. Email a photo to info@ratedonestar.com within 30 days of delivery. No need to mail it back. We'll offer a free replacement first, or a refund if you'd rather. Your call.
04 How long does shipping take?
Ships in 72 hours. US orders arrive in 1 to 4 business days from there. Free shipping on every US order.
05 Can I get a discount on multiple shirts?
Yes — use the bundle picker on the homepage. 20% off when you pick 2 or 3.