Dogs - Pomeranian
What You're Buying.
This clingy boss shrieks
your ears off, dominates
your house & hogs your
lap! All hail FLUFFZAR!
THIS AIN’T JUST A BLACK COFFEE MUG—IT’S A DARK CERAMIC CROWN FOR THE YIPPY FLUFF TYRANT THAT RULES YOUR SOUL! Blasted with our screaming Rated One Star logo and full burn printed on both sides (so one side faces you and the other faces the world with every sip), this premium dishwasher-safe, U.S.-printed ceramic tank holds 15oz (for when the lap hogging hits overtime) of whatever dark brew fuels your servitude to the loudest 5 lbs on earth! Perfect for turning every coffee break into a shadowy testament that size means nothing when you have opinions and volume! If this black mug doesn’t make people instinctively lower their voice, we’ll bark down hell’s door until you’re howling! Grip the tyrant. Sip the devotion. Drink from the One Star like the final boss whose overlord runs the kingdom from your hoodie pocket!
Product features
- Glossy 100% ceramic body with deep black finish
- Available in 15oz size
- Microwave- and dishwasher-safe for easy use
- Comfortable C-shaped handle; lead- and BPA-free
Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
- Material
- Glossy ceramic, shiny finish
- Capacity
- 11 oz & 15 oz
- Safe
- Microwave & dishwasher safe
- Full-color, printed on both sides
- Origin
- Printed in the USA
- Care
- Dishwasher safe (top rack) or hand wash. Lead- & BPA-free.
Make it a kit.
Add 1 or 2 more pieces and check out as one bundle.

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FAQ
Common questions before you check out.
01 How big is the mug?
Two sizes: 11 oz for a standard cup and 15 oz when one just isn't enough. Pick your size before adding to cart.
02 Is it microwave and dishwasher safe?
Yes to both. Microwave your coffee and run it through the dishwasher (top rack) — the print holds up. It's lead- and BPA-free too.
03 Will the print crack, fade, or scratch off?
No. It's a vivid, full-color print made for daily use — tested to survive microwaves and dishwasher cycles without cracking or fading.
04 What if my mug arrives broken?
We'll make it right. If it arrives damaged, defective, misprinted, or wrong, email a photo to info@ratedonestar.com within 30 days of delivery. Keep the shards, we don't want them. We'll offer a free replacement first, or a refund if you'd rather. Your call.
05 How long does shipping take?
Ships in 72 hours. US orders arrive in 3 to 10 business days from there. Free shipping on every US order.