DOGS - CHOCOLATE LAB
What You're Buying.
THIS AIN'T JUST A LONG SLEEVE, IT'S A ONE STAR CONFESSION THAT YOU SOLD YOUR SOUL TO A CHOCOLATE CHAOS FIEND! A 90 pound cocoa torpedo that raids your fridge, ignores every order and turns your kitchen floor into a swamp of pure love. Printed on legendary Comfort Colors pigment dyed U.S. grown cotton, in 13 colors that survive the drool tsunami, in sizes S to 3XL. Wear it. Hide the leftovers. Rate it One Star. Unisex fit, because disappointment doesn't care who's wearing it.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton — smooth, strong fabric suited for printing
- Garment-dyed construction for soft color and lived-in texture
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems for long-lasting durability
- Ribbed-knit cuffs and neck/shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²) with classic fit and sewn-in twill label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Fabric
- 100% Ringspun Cotton
- Weight
- 6.1 oz / yd² — heavyweight
- Fit
- Boxy, true to size, dropped shoulder
- Direct-to-garment, washes for 100+ cycles
- Origin
- Cotton from USA, printed in USA
- Care
- Machine wash cold, tumble dry low.
Make it a kit.
Add 1 or 2 more pieces and check out as one bundle.

DOGS - CHOCOLATE LAB
DOGS - CHOCOLATE LAB
DOGS - CHOCOLATE LAB
Dogs - Chocolate Lab
DOGS - BEAGLE
DOGS - DACHSHUND
DOGS - ROTTWEILER
DOGS - POMERANIAN
DOGS - GOLDEN RETRIEVER
FAQ
Common questions before you check out.
01 Does this run small or large?
Runs boxy and true to size. If you're between sizes, order down for a closer fit.
02 Will the print crack or fade?
No. Print is direct-to-garment, tested for 100+ wash cycles before any fade.
03 Can I return it if I hate it?
Complaining is our whole brand, so no. Every piece is custom printed just for you, which means no returns for a change of mind, a wrong size pick, or a shirt you wore once and regretted. But if it shows up damaged, defective, misprinted, or flat out wrong, that's on us. Email a photo to info@ratedonestar.com within 30 days of delivery. No need to mail it back. We'll offer a free replacement first, or a refund if you'd rather. Your call.
04 How long does shipping take?
Ships in 72 hours. US orders arrive in 1 to 4 business days from there. Free shipping on every US order.
05 Can I get a discount on multiple shirts?
Yes — use the bundle picker on the homepage. 20% off when you pick 2 or 3.