Cruise Ships mug in Black, front view on kitchen counter

Rated one star. By us.

Cruise Ships

$19.77 $15.82 USD

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What You're Buying.

Fucking Suck!
Would NOT Recommend.

THIS AIN'T JUST A BLACK MUG, IT'S A ONE STAR REVIEW OF CRUISE SHIPS! Fucking Suck! Would NOT Recommend. Watered down drinks, closet sized cabins, mystery buffets and a port day in a tourist trap with 4,000 of your closest strangers. Printed in white on a glossy 15oz black ceramic mug that never gets seasick. Sip it. Stay on land. Rate it One Star. Coffee or wine, because disappointment doesn't care what's in the cup.

Product features
- Glossy 100% ceramic body with deep black finish
- Available in 15oz size
- Microwave- and dishwasher-safe for easy use
- Comfortable C-shaped handle; lead- and BPA-free

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap

Spec Sheet Made of real stuff

Material: Glossy ceramic, shiny finish
Capacity: 11 oz & 15 oz
Safe: Microwave & dishwasher safe
Print: Full-color, printed on both sides
Origin: Printed in the USA
Care: Dishwasher safe (top rack) or hand wash. Lead- & BPA-free.

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01 How big is the mug?

Two sizes: 11 oz for a standard cup and 15 oz when one just isn't enough. Pick your size before adding to cart.

02 Is it microwave and dishwasher safe?

Yes to both. Microwave your coffee and run it through the dishwasher (top rack) — the print holds up. It's lead- and BPA-free too.

03 Will the print crack, fade, or scratch off?

No. It's a vivid, full-color print made for daily use — tested to survive microwaves and dishwasher cycles without cracking or fading.

04 What if my mug arrives broken?

We'll make it right. If it arrives damaged, defective, misprinted, or wrong, email a photo to info@ratedonestar.com within 30 days of delivery. Keep the shards, we don't want them. We'll offer a free replacement first, or a refund if you'd rather. Your call.

05 How long does shipping take?

Ships in 72 hours. US orders arrive in 3 to 10 business days from there. Free shipping on every US order.