RETURN TO OFFICE - REGRET
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PEOPLE
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LAS VEGAS
LAS VEGAS
DOGS - YELLOW LAB
DOGS - YELLOW LAB
DOGS - WESTIE
DOGS - WESTIE
What You're Buying.
THIS AIN’T JUST A WHITE MUG—IT’S THE MORNING WAR CRY AGAINST ARCTIC AC AND REGRET-FLAVORED OFFICE COFFEE! Blasted with our screaming Rated One Star logo on one side (dead opposite the handle so every sip screams the hard pass) this premium dishwasher-safe porcelain beast holds 11oz or 15oz of whatever keeps you from freezing at your desk. If this white mug doesn’t make the thermostat sadist rethink their life, we’ll brew hell with hot regret—no questions asked! Grip the frost. Sip the spite. Drink from the One Star like the final boss who needs caffeine to survive the cold!
Product features
- Glossy white ceramic with a shiny finish
- Vibrant, crisp full‑color printing
- Microwave- and dishwasher-safe
- Lead- and BPA-free with comfortable C-handle
Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
FAQ
Common questions before you check out.
01 Does this run small or large?
Runs boxy and true to size. If you're between sizes, order down for a closer fit. The 4XL is genuinely 4XL.
02 Will the print crack or fade?
No. Print is direct-to-garment, tested for 100+ wash cycles before any fade.
03 Can I return it after wearing?
Yes — 60-day rage-back guarantee. If you wear it once and hate it, send it back.
04 How long does shipping take?
Ships in 72 hours. US orders arrive in 3–5 business days from there. Free shipping on every order.
05 Can I get a discount on multiple shirts?
Yes — use the bundle picker on the homepage. 20% off when you pick 2 or 3.