DOGS - YELLOW LAB
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What You're Buying.
THIS AIN’T JUST A BLACK COFFEE MUG—IT’S A DARK CERAMIC SHRINE TO THE CLUMSY SUNSHINE GREMLIN THAT LIGHTS UP YOUR NIGHTMARES! Blasted with our screaming Rated One Star logo on one side (dead opposite the handle so every lift unleashes midnight golden mayhem) this premium dishwasher-safe U.S.-printed porcelain tank holds 11oz (or 15oz when the fetch game hits 3 a.m.) of whatever dark brew fuels survival in the crash zone! Perfect for turning every coffee break into a shadowy testament that pure joy can destroy furniture and still make you smile! If this black mug doesn’t make people brace for a flying hug, we’ll tackle hell’s goalposts until you’re howling—no questions asked! Grip the love. Sip the wreckage. Drink from the One Star like the final boss whose overlord is yellow, lethal, and 100% heart!
Product features
- Glossy 100% ceramic body with deep black finish
- Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes
- Vivid, durable print with bright orange accents
- Microwave- and dishwasher-safe for easy use
- Comfortable C-shaped handle; lead- and BPA-free
Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
FAQ
Common questions before you check out.
01 Does this run small or large?
Runs boxy and true to size. If you're between sizes, order down for a closer fit. The 4XL is genuinely 4XL.
02 Will the print crack or fade?
No. Print is direct-to-garment, tested for 100+ wash cycles before any fade.
03 Can I return it after wearing?
Yes — 60-day rage-back guarantee. If you wear it once and hate it, send it back.
04 How long does shipping take?
Ships in 72 hours. US orders arrive in 3–5 business days from there. Free shipping on every order.
05 Can I get a discount on multiple shirts?
Yes — use the bundle picker on the homepage. 20% off when you pick 2 or 3.