DOGS - YELLOW LAB
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What You're Buying.
THIS AIN’T JUST A WHITE COFFEE MUG—IT’S A CERAMIC BEACON FOR THE CLUMSY SUNSHINE GREMLIN THAT BRIGHTENS AND BRUISES! Blasted with our screaming Rated One Star logo on one side (dead opposite the handle so every right-handed sip blinds the room with yellow-lab truth) this premium dishwasher-safe U.S.-printed porcelain survivor holds 11oz (or 15oz when the gremlin already drank the first pot) of whatever keeps you upright through the bounce attacks! Perfect for turning every morning into a glowing confession that love comes with property damage and tail concussions! If this white mug doesn’t make coworkers hear phantom happy crashes, we’ll belly-flop the devil until you’re cackling—no questions asked! Grip the sunshine. Sip the chaos. Drink from the One Star like the final boss who needs caffeine to dodge flying fur!
Product features
- Glossy white ceramic with a shiny finish
- Vibrant, crisp full‑color printing
- Microwave- and dishwasher-safe
- Lead- and BPA-free with comfortable C-handle
Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
FAQ
Common questions before you check out.
01 Does this run small or large?
Runs boxy and true to size. If you're between sizes, order down for a closer fit. The 4XL is genuinely 4XL.
02 Will the print crack or fade?
No. Print is direct-to-garment, tested for 100+ wash cycles before any fade.
03 Can I return it after wearing?
Yes — 60-day rage-back guarantee. If you wear it once and hate it, send it back.
04 How long does shipping take?
Ships in 72 hours. US orders arrive in 3–5 business days from there. Free shipping on every order.
05 Can I get a discount on multiple shirts?
Yes — use the bundle picker on the homepage. 20% off when you pick 2 or 3.