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DOGS - YELLOW LAB
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What You're Buying.
THIS AIN’T JUST A BLACK MUG—IT’S A DARK CERAMIC SHRINE TO THE ONLY HONEST REVIEW OF PEOPLE EVER WRITTEN! Blasted with our screaming Rated One Star logo on one side (dead opposite the handle so every lift unleashes midnight misanthropy) this premium dishwasher-safe porcelain tank holds 11oz or 15oz of whatever dark brew fuels your contempt! Perfect for turning every sip into a shadowy reminder that dogs never disappointed anyone! If this black mug doesn’t make small talk die instantly, we’ll brew hell’s coffee with tears—no questions asked! Grip the truth. Sip the hate. Drink from the One Star like the final boss whose only friends are ceramic and bitter!
Product features
- Glossy 100% ceramic body with deep black finish
- Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes
- Vivid, durable print with bright orange accents
- Microwave- and dishwasher-safe for easy use
- Comfortable C-shaped handle; lead- and BPA-free
Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
FAQ
Common questions before you check out.
01 Does this run small or large?
Runs boxy and true to size. If you're between sizes, order down for a closer fit. The 4XL is genuinely 4XL.
02 Will the print crack or fade?
No. Print is direct-to-garment, tested for 100+ wash cycles before any fade.
03 Can I return it after wearing?
Yes — 60-day rage-back guarantee. If you wear it once and hate it, send it back.
04 How long does shipping take?
Ships in 72 hours. US orders arrive in 3–5 business days from there. Free shipping on every order.
05 Can I get a discount on multiple shirts?
Yes — use the bundle picker on the homepage. 20% off when you pick 2 or 3.